actually, I'm a sock model
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize
