real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You can't motorboat a personality
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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