Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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