People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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