Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
