Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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