I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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