But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Let's paint friendship bongs
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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