There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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