you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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