Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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