too bad you live with your parents still
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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