no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
my sisters under your porch take her home
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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