I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the liver wants what the liver wants
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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