See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
