i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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