I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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