i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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