your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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