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Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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