I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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