I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
