My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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