and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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