Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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