we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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