Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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