can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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