I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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