Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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