we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
No subtext here. People are naked.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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