you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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