Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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