But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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