Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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