quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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