If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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