If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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