I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
