You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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