So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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