i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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