i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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