just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
