I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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