Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I can text with my tongue
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Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i came on her dog
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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