I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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