Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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