I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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