Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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