I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Someone shit on the floor
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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