Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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