You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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