fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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