so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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