I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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