you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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