That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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