You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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