Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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As shirtless as possible
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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